Tinder Bios

My Tinder hits increased exponentially after I took down my informative bio and wrote “I call people bruv even though I’m not from the U.K.” Mandem had cheeky things to say and it was pretty entertaining. I, unfortunately, got rid of the app after finally accepting that what my friends told me is true: Tinder is just for dick pics and hook ups. And kinky stuff. Not what I’m looking for at the moment. If I change my mind and go back, I think these bios will also work:

• Will warm my cold toes on you

• Free spirited black girl with a fat ass

• As basic as my pics and that’s okay

• Short but my jokes tall

• Call me Ms. Cuffington (prob better Twitter name than Tinder bio)

• Nerds only

• Hot nerds only

• Yansh for days

• I’m not a freak a leek

• PWI Survivor

• Who got the keys to my bimma

• Rooting for everybody black

What y’all got?